JOKER / Akira Kurusu (
infiltrationtools) wrote in
pokespe2020-10-21 12:34 am
*propane nightmares synth in the BG because I don't want to think of a title*
Who: Akira and YOU
Where: Places around Mango City
When: After October 16, but before the event
What: Various prompts, mostly involving bodyswaps or the return of Raoul! Literally this is just a post-regain pre-Halloween toplevel, that I put on a new entry because the Part 2 log is all spooky and the Part 1 log is fucking huge.
I. EARTH WITHOUT ART…
[On display now, says the poster. Regionally renowned artist Ken Sugimori’s latest exhibit, CHALLENGER!! Celebrating the trials and tribulations of Cassava’s Gym Challenge! Prominently featured on the advertising plastered all over the Mango City Art Museum is Sugimori’s lovingly rendered painting of Gym Leader Mari, standing alone on a mountain peak with her arms spread wide, Skarmory feathers falling all around her.]
[Akira frowns at the poster, and shakes his head. ‘There’s no point,’ he thinks.]
[’Think for a moment,’ someone else thinks. ’How many of the relics in this building were stolen from the desert, I wonder?’]
[‘You’re just bored.’]
[’And so are you.’]
[‘I’d rather just go beat Mari myself.’]
[’Which you haven’t done yet. I would have thought you’d have taken her down by now!’]
[Akira scoffs out loud, well aware of why he hasn’t tried to face Mari yet.]
It’s not happening.
[To any normal observer, he’s having an unusually strong negative reaction to this poster. To anyone with an ability to read minds or see souls, something much stranger is happening — he’s having an internal conversation with another entity, a peculiar and not-quite-human thing named Raoul.]
II. …IS JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[There is literally no reason for anyone to be at the graveyard this late at night. In a world where ghosts are not only a real thing but also a common phenomenon, basic sense tells you to maybe stay away from anywhere the veil between life and death is weakest.]
[Unless you’re looking for Pokémon. Which Akira is. This time though, he’s not alone! A strange… man? is sitting cross-legged on top of a mausoleum, kicking his spiked stiletto heel uncomfortably widely. This man looks like he’s ten feet tall, because he is, and looks like he has mechanical wings and no face, because he does. He’s also smoking a cigar, in a graveyard, like an asshole.]
’I should like to see what these Pokémon of yours can do. The ones you have right now, they’re… how do I put this? They’re young.’
[Akira pops his head up out of the grass.]
There are more Pokémon here than just mine, obviously. You haven’t met Gyarados.
[They go on like this for a while, Akira abruptly shutting up whenever he hears a noise. Maybe that noise is a Pokémon, maybe it's not.]
III. BAD BODY DOUBLE/WILDCARD
[One of Akira’s bonuses this month is to swap bodies with another person for a week! If you’d like that person to be your character for shenanigans, or you want to do something specific with Akira and/or Raoul and/or the Pokémon, let me know on Plurk at skysplitter or via Discord!]
Where: Places around Mango City
When: After October 16, but before the event
What: Various prompts, mostly involving bodyswaps or the return of Raoul! Literally this is just a post-regain pre-Halloween toplevel, that I put on a new entry because the Part 2 log is all spooky and the Part 1 log is fucking huge.
I. EARTH WITHOUT ART…
[On display now, says the poster. Regionally renowned artist Ken Sugimori’s latest exhibit, CHALLENGER!! Celebrating the trials and tribulations of Cassava’s Gym Challenge! Prominently featured on the advertising plastered all over the Mango City Art Museum is Sugimori’s lovingly rendered painting of Gym Leader Mari, standing alone on a mountain peak with her arms spread wide, Skarmory feathers falling all around her.]
[Akira frowns at the poster, and shakes his head. ‘There’s no point,’ he thinks.]
[’Think for a moment,’ someone else thinks. ’How many of the relics in this building were stolen from the desert, I wonder?’]
[‘You’re just bored.’]
[’And so are you.’]
[‘I’d rather just go beat Mari myself.’]
[’Which you haven’t done yet. I would have thought you’d have taken her down by now!’]
[Akira scoffs out loud, well aware of why he hasn’t tried to face Mari yet.]
It’s not happening.
[To any normal observer, he’s having an unusually strong negative reaction to this poster. To anyone with an ability to read minds or see souls, something much stranger is happening — he’s having an internal conversation with another entity, a peculiar and not-quite-human thing named Raoul.]
II. …IS JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[There is literally no reason for anyone to be at the graveyard this late at night. In a world where ghosts are not only a real thing but also a common phenomenon, basic sense tells you to maybe stay away from anywhere the veil between life and death is weakest.]
[Unless you’re looking for Pokémon. Which Akira is. This time though, he’s not alone! A strange… man? is sitting cross-legged on top of a mausoleum, kicking his spiked stiletto heel uncomfortably widely. This man looks like he’s ten feet tall, because he is, and looks like he has mechanical wings and no face, because he does. He’s also smoking a cigar, in a graveyard, like an asshole.]
’I should like to see what these Pokémon of yours can do. The ones you have right now, they’re… how do I put this? They’re young.’
[Akira pops his head up out of the grass.]
There are more Pokémon here than just mine, obviously. You haven’t met Gyarados.
[They go on like this for a while, Akira abruptly shutting up whenever he hears a noise. Maybe that noise is a Pokémon, maybe it's not.]
III. BAD BODY DOUBLE/WILDCARD
[One of Akira’s bonuses this month is to swap bodies with another person for a week! If you’d like that person to be your character for shenanigans, or you want to do something specific with Akira and/or Raoul and/or the Pokémon, let me know on Plurk at skysplitter or via Discord!]

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[More and more interesting. Somewhere in the back of Raoul's head, Akira is listening, almost like he's on a voice call as he skulks through the darkness hunting for Pokémon. Raoul can sense Akira's interest, as well, so of course he must gather more information.]
'It is such a strange experience, to have another live inside you -- but not altogether unpleasant.'
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[Well... why not? Sagi wouldn't have entertained the idea before, but when everything is weird and nothing makes sense, a giant ghost man might as well have a ghost of his own. Big man, big heart, lots of space. ...Okay, it probably doesn't work exactly like that, whatever it is.]
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[Raoul looks meaningfully over at a particular patch of grass. Almost as if on cue, Akira's head pops up; there's leaves and sticks all caught in his hair, and he's frowning very seriously, like he's working hard on something.]
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Akira?!
[But they're both - there?? How does that work? Reluctant to get stuck on how weird that is, yet having no reason to doubt the word of a giant stiletto-heeled ghost he found sitting in a graveyard, Sagi falls back on what he knows, which is trying to be polite.]
I, uh, guess I was interrupting something after all. Sorry.
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[Akira whips his head around, instinctively ducking lower in the grass — but wait, it's just Sagi.]
Oh. Hey.
[He stands up properly. Raoul seems amused.]
No, just looking for Pokémon.
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[Since Raoul is right there, it makes more sense to talk in first person plural, even though Raoul's main contribution to battles is just giving out buffs.]
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[That's the only real interpretation unless he really got the wrong impression of Akira before, he supposes. Though, not realising Akira was two people would qualify as a wrong impression...]
So you'd be looking for... fire, water, and ground element Pokemon, right? Out of the ones I heard about, the only ones I've seen around here in the past few days were those little candles.
[Unless Akira already knew about those. Listen, he's trying.]
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[Akira shrugs. The questions of personhood and Personas are really something else, huh?]
Oh, the Litwicks. I didn't know they were around here.
[Akira knows vaguely that a Steelix is involved in that battle, but he doesn't think ahead enough to remember that Ground beats Fire.]
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[That's all he's got as far as trying to be helpful goes. He barely scraped through that gym battle, after all.]
She's pretty tough, not going to lie... and kind of hard to talk to... But you sound like you know your stuff already. I'm sure you'll be fine. I'll be rooting for you!
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[Akira tilts his head. Raoul is now looking at Sagi expectantly. What can you tell them about her?]
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[He looks faintly sheepish. He can see that he's getting stared at in stereo all of a sudden, but why? It's awkward.]
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[So that's how it's going to be. Raoul speaks up this time.]
"Her strategies, son. We're asking for information about her."
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You could've just said that...
[Way to make him feel slow on the uptake and not just be slow on the uptake. He lets it slide, though.]
Right. Her deployment is six of the same kind of Pokemon, one at a time - unless she changes it up, but it seems common for gym leaders to have a signature team. They're called Steelix. Their types are Steel and Ground, and they shrug off most close-range attacks. Magic works better, even if you'd think the element match-up was off. Fire, water and earth magic still work best. Don't try to outrange them, either. Their reach is really long.
[His tone of voice is flatter, and very slightly faster, when he starts rattling that off. It doesn't seem pointed. He isn't even looking directly at Raoul or Akira, he's staring vaguely off to his side while he tries to remember anything else.]
She doesn't seem to heal them that often, nor swap them out. So, you can treat them as successive rounds of the same fight, if you don't get worn down too much... Though that might be a big if. They hit hard. The later ones hit harder. If we hadn't healed more than she did, and healed after the room full of birds and electric machines, we wouldn't have made it. It was a slog as is.
[He shrugs. That's about it. When he looks back over at Akira, it's with another open, earnestly encouraging smile.]
But you guys shouldn't have trouble when you're already this prepared.
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'Well, I admit I did not expect that level of depth, but we deeply appreciate it.'
Heal after the birds and the machines... mhm. Got it.
[Akira clicks his phone off, and finally looks up.]
Thanks a lot, Sagi.
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Anytime. It's nothing you wouldn't figure out from going in there once.
[...Which finally gives him some room to register the fact that Akira is holding something.]
Oh, what's the deal with that little machine?
[He's seen other machines with screens like that since waking up in this world, but the tapping was weird and fascinating.]
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[Akira looks down at it, as if forced to confront the realization that some people have lived their teenage years in a world without one.]
It does a lot of useful things. I use it here to take notes since it can't call anyone.
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[He doesn't inquire further; "note-taking machine" is a reasonable enough explanation for Sagi to accept, so he just does. Anyway, he feels like he's talked at both of them enough for now. Talking isn't his forte. People who don't live in the same body as him aren't, in general.]
Well... I'll just go before the wild Pokemon get scared away, but good luck! Both of you. With the gym challenge, too.
[With that, he just turns and walks away. A perfectly normal way of concluding a conversation.]
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["I'm going to ask."]
[Akira stops talking immediately. "You can't just ask someone that—"]
["And why ever not? It seems possible, at the least, and if I am wrong then it will reflect nothing upon you. Only me." And without giving Akira time to respond, Raoul clears his phantasmal throat.]
"Before you go, Sagi, I have an additional question. Was it you telling us that information just now? It certainly did not sound like you."
[Akira sighs quietly, looking annoyed.]
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What? Why? I told you, my friend isn't here.
[And said friend isn't nearly chatty enough to give out strategy reports, anyway. That was all him.]